The Philistines Jr.
Artist

The Philistines Jr.

Genre: Alt / Indie, Indie Pop, Indie Rock, Experimental Rock, Lo-Fi, Space Rock
Origin: U.S.A
Brothers Tarquin and Peter Katis formed the core of the Philistines Jr. alongside drummer Adam Pierce, shaping the Connecticut-based group into an unpredictable and spirited indie rock outfit since the late 1980s. The project has consistently delivered inventive, reflective music whose lyrics shift between lighthearted whimsy and deeper melancholy. Favoring deliberate pacing and thematic song cycles, the band’s limited full-length releases—such as 1995’s The Sinking of the S.S. Danehower and 2010’s If a Band Plays in the Woods...?—offer humorous, self-mocking reflections on their enduring underdog position and life’s setbacks. Their sound drifts freely among peppy indie pop, space rock, exotica, and Casio-driven synth pop. Beyond the Philistines Jr., the members have pursued parallel endeavors including the Happiest Guys in the World and the NHL-approved hockey rockers the Zambonis, while Peter Katis has earned widespread regard as a producer and engineer on notable albums by Interpol, the National, Frightened Rabbit, and additional artists.

Peter Katis launched the project as a University of Vermont freshman in 1985, with the band’s debut campus performance supporting local favorites Phish. In 1989 he enrolled in music production courses at SUNY Purchase, where he gained experience as an intern, assistant, and engineer across New York City studios before beginning to record with his brother Tarquin. Their first EP, Greenwich, CT, emerged as the initial release on Tarquin Records—the label responsible for most of the group’s later output—and was recorded and mixed entirely at SUNY Purchase. College radio embraced the record, prompting John Peel to become a supporter and personally call the band to convey his enthusiasm. The Philistines Jr. ultimately taped three Peel Sessions and toured repeatedly across the United States and the U.K.

A second EP, The Continuing Struggle of..., surfaced in 1993, followed by the 1995 debut album The Sinking of the S.S. Danehower once Adam Pierce—founder of Bubble Core Records and later known for his Mice Parade project—had joined on drums. The band also served frequently as backing musicians for Vermont cartoonist and songwriter James Kochalka. After issuing several 7" singles, including a split with Moby’s one-off Schaumgummi project, the Philistines Jr. resurfaced in 2001 with the expansive Analog vs. Digital (Or We Don’t Get the Respect We Deserve in Today’s Scientific Community), whose closing track “55 M.P.H.” included short solos from associates such as Guster and R. Stevie Moore.

Following years devoted to side projects and production work, the group delivered its third album, If a Band Plays in the Woods...?, in 2010. The following year the set was reissued as If a Lot of Bands Play in the Woods..., adding a second disc of remixes and covers from Mercury Rev, Oneida, Nico Muhly, and other artists who had collaborated with Peter Katis. After another stretch focused on studio commitments and family life, the Philistines Jr. released their fourth full-length, Help!, in 2019.

Top Songs

  1. The Sinking of the S.S. DanehowerThe Leaking of the S.S. DanehowerThe Sinking of the S.S. Danehower · 1995The Sinking of the S.S. Danehower4:27
  2. Analog vs. DigitalIf You're Not Part of the Solution, You're Part of the PrecipitateAnalog vs. Digital · 2001Analog vs. Digital3:23
  3. Analog vs. DigitalAstronauts Just Ain't What They Used to BeAnalog vs. Digital · 2001Analog vs. Digital3:19
  4. The Sinking of the S.S. DanehowerWe Will All Go down TogetherThe Sinking of the S.S. Danehower · 1995The Sinking of the S.S. Danehower3:02
  5. Anyone's GhostAnyone's GhostAnyone's Ghost · 2015Anyone's Ghost2:52
  6. Happy Birthday Captain Columbus!Happy Birthday Captain Columbus!Happy Birthday Captain Columbus! · 1992Happy Birthday Captain Columbus!3:52
  7. The Logical SongThe Logical SongThe Logical Song · 2015The Logical Song3:02
  8. The Sinking of the S.S. DanehowerThe Building of the S.S. DanehowerThe Sinking of the S.S. Danehower · 1995The Sinking of the S.S. Danehower3:34
  9. The Sinking of the S.S. DanehowerWo Ist Das Unterseeboot?The Sinking of the S.S. Danehower · 1995The Sinking of the S.S. Danehower4:38
  10. The Sinking of the S.S. DanehowerIt's Paul & Dave!The Sinking of the S.S. Danehower · 1995The Sinking of the S.S. Danehower1:43
  11. Analog vs. DigitalThe Little HoopschrauberAnalog vs. Digital · 2001Analog vs. Digital1:05
  12. The Sinking of the S.S. DanehowerNThe Sinking of the S.S. Danehower · 1995The Sinking of the S.S. Danehower2:31
  13. The Sinking of the S.S. DanehowerLast Night, James Kochalka Got Really Drunk and Swears He Saw a U.F.O.The Sinking of the S.S. Danehower · 1995The Sinking of the S.S. Danehower6:36
  14. The Sinking of the S.S. DanehowerThe Impossible Dream of the SubmarineThe Sinking of the S.S. Danehower · 1995The Sinking of the S.S. Danehower3:50
  15. The Sinking of the S.S. DanehowerThe Voyage of the S.S. DanehowerThe Sinking of the S.S. Danehower · 1995The Sinking of the S.S. Danehower7:24
  16. The Continuing Struggle Of...The Continuing Struggle Of...The Continuing Struggle Of... · 1993The Continuing Struggle Of...3:47
  17. The Continuing Struggle Of...My Short-Lived Career as a Professional AthleteThe Continuing Struggle Of... · 1993The Continuing Struggle Of...4:17
  18. The Continuing Struggle Of...145 Old Mill RoadThe Continuing Struggle Of... · 1993The Continuing Struggle Of...5:50
  19. The Continuing Struggle Of...The Country SongThe Continuing Struggle Of... · 1993The Continuing Struggle Of...4:08
  20. The Continuing Struggle Of...The Army SongThe Continuing Struggle Of... · 1993The Continuing Struggle Of...4:42

Albums

If a Lot of Bands Play in the Woods (Original Album and Covers/Remix Album)

If a Lot of Bands Play in the Woods (Original Album and Covers/Remix Album)

2011
If a Lot of Bands Play in the Woods (Original Album and Covers/Remix Album)
The Philistines Jr. · Album · 2011
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  1. (Set List Title: Cableguy)The Philistines Jr.4:20
  2. The Bus Stop SongThe Philistines Jr.1:57
  3. BThe Philistines Jr.3:39
  4. Tarquin's Half-Assed Mission StatementThe Philistines Jr.3:02
  5. If I Did Nothing But Train for Two Years, I Bet I Could Be in the OlympicsThe Philistines Jr.4:11
  6. Hell, No! We Won't Go!The Philistines Jr.1:36
  7. My Brother Tom, The Green BeretThe Philistines Jr.4:12
  8. Twenty Miles to NHThe Philistines Jr.4:00
  9. Working Title: The MobThe Philistines Jr.3:04
  10. If a Band Plays in the Woods…?The Philistines Jr.1:26
  11. A Trip Down the Rooster RiverThe Philistines Jr.5:08
  12. The End of the World, AgainThe Philistines Jr.3:23
  13. (Set List Title: Cableguy) Peter Katis RemixThe Kissaway Trail3:28
  14. Bushaltestelle (The Bus Stop Song)Locas In Love2:41
  15. BJónsi3:34
  16. Tarquin's Half-Assed Mission StatementMates of State1:48
  17. If I Did Nothing But Train For Two Years, I Bet I Could Be in the OlympicsDazzled Kid3:56
  18. Hell, No! We Won't Go!We Were Promised Jetpacks5:53
  19. My Brother Tom, The Green BeretFrightened Rabbit3:51
  20. Twenty Miles to NH (Part 1)Dewanatron1:00
  21. Twenty Miles to NH (Part 2)The National3:19
  22. Working Title: The Mob SongNico Muhly3:02
  23. If a Band Plays in the Woods…?Tapes 'n Tapes1:37
  24. A Trip Down the Rooster RiverMice Parade4:01
  25. The End of the World, AgainMercury Rev2:40
  26. Set List Title: CableguyThe Mommyheads3:08
  27. The Bus Stop SongJames Kochalka Superstar1:27
  28. BOneida4:02
  29. Working Title: The Mob SongGolden Bloom3:09
  30. (Set List Title: Cableguy) (Remix)Tokyo Police Club2:44
  31. The End of the World, AgainDoveman2:45
If a Band Plays in the Woods.. .?

If a Band Plays in the Woods.. .?

2010
Analog vs. Digital

Analog vs. Digital

2001
The Sinking of the S.S. Danehower

The Sinking of the S.S. Danehower

1995

Singles & EPs