The Dwarves
Artist

The Dwarves

Genre: Punk, Punk Revival, Indie Rock, Noise-Rock, Garage Punk
Origin: U.S.A
Active: 1983 - Present
The Dwarves, fronted by vocalist Blag Dahlia alongside guitarist He Who Cannot Be Named, produce raw, rapid-fire punk rock saturated with insolent defiance. Their lyrics extol every variety of misconduct, while album sleeves routinely display full-frontal nudity. In the 1990s their concerts frequently wrapped up inside twenty minutes and at times featured direct physical attacks on spectators, forging a notorious profile that secured the group a permanent cult following. They first broke through in the punk underground via the fourteen-minute provocation Blood Guts & Pussy in 1990, then shifted toward a milder tone on 1993’s Sugarfix. After reemerging from hiatus with 1997’s The Dwarves Are Young and Good Looking, the band fused increasingly melodic arrangements with their trademark sleaze on 2014’s The Dwarves Invented Rock & Roll and 2023’s Concept Album.

Formed in Chicago as the teen garage-rock group Suburban Nightmare, the band retained traces of that garage-psych approach on its first Dwarves release, 1986’s Horror Stories. Relocating to San Francisco afterward, the lineup accelerated into a sleazier punk style captured on the 1988 EP Lucifer’s Crank. Signing with Sub Pop in 1990 brought the release of their most notorious album, Blood Guts & Pussy: ten songs lasting thirteen minutes, housed in a sleeve showing two blood-covered nude women and a naked dwarf clutching a rabbit over his groin. The record ignited underground press coverage, and subsequent tours left a wake of self-inflicted wounds, drug-fueled lore—including bassist XXXXX vanishing in Detroit during a crack binge on the 1992 trek supporting 1991’s Thank Heaven for Little Girls—and a string of explicit stage antics inside countless fifteen-minute sets.

The band collapsed after a botched hoax: just before 1993’s Sugarfix, a press release falsely declared He Who Cannot Be Named dead, and the album itself contained a tribute to the very much alive guitarist. Sub Pop dropped the Dwarves upon learning the truth, sending them into hiatus. They regrouped for 1997’s The Dwarves Are Young and Good Looking; Epitaph then signed them ahead of 2000’s The Dwarves Come Clean. Four years later came The Dwarves Must Die, featuring Dexter Holland of the Offspring, Nick Oliveri of Queens of the Stone Age, Nash Kato of Urge Overkill, and voice actor Gary Owens. In 2009 the group began recording with returning members Salt Peter and Vadge Moore rather than celebrity guests, issuing The Dwarves Are Born Again in 2010. The EP Fake ID arrived in 2011, followed by The Dwarves Invented Rock & Roll in 2014. Burger Records released the tenth album, Take Back the Night, in 2018. After the label folded amid a 2020 scandal, the Dwarves issued 2023’s Concept Album on their own Greedy imprint—an unexpectedly buoyant, pop-tinged effort that still included paeans to recklessness such as “Stabbed My Dad,” “Kill or Be Killed,” and “Terrorist of Love.”

Top Songs

  1. Greedy Boot 1One Time OnlyGreedy Boot 1 · 2005Greedy Boot 11:30
  2. How To Win Friends And Influence PeopleDrugstore (How To Win Friends Version)EHow To Win Friends And Influence People · 2002How To Win Friends And Influence People1:01
  3. Free Cocaine 1986-1988FuckheadEFree Cocaine 1986-1988 · 1999Free Cocaine 1986-19880:37
  4. How To Win Friends And Influence PeopleLet's Fuck (How To Win Friends Version)EHow To Win Friends And Influence People · 2002How To Win Friends And Influence People1:01
  5. Blood Guts & PussyDrug StoreBlood Guts & Pussy · 1990Blood Guts & Pussy1:05
  6. Greedy Boot 1Blast (Instrumental)Greedy Boot 1 · 2005Greedy Boot 11:24
  7. Greedy Boot 1The KKK Took My Baby AwayGreedy Boot 1 · 2005Greedy Boot 12:25
  8. Greedy Boot 1Drinking Up ChristmasGreedy Boot 1 · 2005Greedy Boot 12:30
  9. How To Win Friends And Influence PeopleSatan (How To Win Friends Version)EHow To Win Friends And Influence People · 2002How To Win Friends And Influence People0:55
  10. Greedy Boot 1Big BallsGreedy Boot 1 · 2005Greedy Boot 12:05
  11. Greedy Boot 1Metrosexual ManGreedy Boot 1 · 2005Greedy Boot 13:38
  12. Greedy Boot 1This Jihad (Live 2006)Greedy Boot 1 · 2005Greedy Boot 13:04
  13. Greedy Boot 1Who Put The Methamphetemine In Mr. Everything?Greedy Boot 1 · 2005Greedy Boot 12:29
  14. Greedy Boot 1Meth, I Hear You CallingGreedy Boot 1 · 2005Greedy Boot 11:12
  15. Greedy Boot 1Are You ReadyGreedy Boot 1 · 2005Greedy Boot 12:32
  16. Thank Heaven For Little Girls/SugarfixSpeed DemonThank Heaven For Little Girls/Sugarfix · 2000Thank Heaven For Little Girls/Sugarfix1:49
  17. Greedy Boot 1KaoticaGreedy Boot 1 · 2005Greedy Boot 12:13
  18. Free Cocaine 1986-1988I Wanna Kill Your Boyfriend (Alternate Version)EFree Cocaine 1986-1988 · 1999Free Cocaine 1986-19882:55
  19. Free Cocaine 1986-1988I Wanna Kill Your BoyfriendEFree Cocaine 1986-1988 · 1999Free Cocaine 1986-19881:25
  20. Free Cocaine 1986-1988Sit On My FaceEFree Cocaine 1986-1988 · 1999Free Cocaine 1986-19881:06

Albums

Sunshine, Lollipops & Rainbows

Sunshine, Lollipops & Rainbows

2025
Greedy Boot 1

Greedy Boot 1

2005
How To Win Friends And Influence People

How To Win Friends And Influence People

2002
Thank Heaven For Little Girls/Sugarfix

Thank Heaven For Little Girls/Sugarfix

E2000
Free Cocaine 1986-1988

Free Cocaine 1986-1988

E1999
Free Cocaine 1986-1988
The Dwarves · Album · 1999
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  1. Free Cocaine (Toolin')The Dwarves1:07
  2. Dead Brides In White (Toolin')EThe Dwarves1:42
  3. Let's Get Pregnant (Toolin')EThe Dwarves0:47
  4. Fukking Life (Toolin')EThe Dwarves1:09
  5. Eat You To Survive (Toolin')The Dwarves0:55
  6. She's Dead (Alternate)EThe Dwarves1:05
  7. I'm In A Head (Toolin')The Dwarves1:15
  8. Nobody Likes MeEThe Dwarves0:41
  9. Hurricane Fighter PlaneEThe Dwarves2:10
  10. Lesbian NunEThe Dwarves1:08
  11. I Wanna Kill Your BoyfriendEThe Dwarves1:25
  12. Sit On My FaceEThe Dwarves1:06
  13. That's Rock'N'RollThe Dwarves2:35
  14. I'm A ManThe Dwarves3:12
  15. Strange MoviesThe Dwarves2:27
  16. Eat You To Survive (Lucifer's Crank)EThe Dwarves0:49
  17. It's Your Party (Die If You Want To)EThe Dwarves1:06
  18. Fukkin Life (Lucifer's Crank)EThe Dwarves1:05
  19. Free Cocaine (Lucifer's Crank)The Dwarves0:56
  20. Dead Brides In White (Lucifer's Crank)The Dwarves1:42
  21. Let's Get Pregnant (Lucifer's Crank)EThe Dwarves0:50
  22. I'm In A Head (Lucifer's Crank)EThe Dwarves1:03
  23. I'm In a Head (Noise)EThe Dwarves0:34
  24. Motherfukker (Alternate)EThe Dwarves1:17
  25. She's DeadEThe Dwarves0:49
  26. FuckheadEThe Dwarves0:37
  27. Fuck So Good (Electric)EThe Dwarves1:04
  28. Real Creepy (Sex and Violence Bootleg)EThe Dwarves0:50
  29. Hate Street (Sex and Violence Bootleg)EThe Dwarves0:40
  30. Crawl (Sex and Violence Bootleg)EThe Dwarves1:23
  31. I'm Not TalkingEThe Dwarves1:44
  32. Zap GunEThe Dwarves1:49
  33. Don't Feel AlrightEThe Dwarves1:59
  34. The CreepEThe Dwarves1:46
  35. Andy's PoemEThe Dwarves0:11
  36. Fukking Life (Alternate)EThe Dwarves1:16
  37. Sit On My Face (Alternate)EThe Dwarves1:16
  38. I Wanna Kill Your Boyfriend (Alternate Version)EThe Dwarves2:55
  39. Fukkhead (Alternate Version)EThe Dwarves0:46