Crywank
Artist

Crywank

Genre: Alt / Indie, Alternative Singer/Songwriter, Lo-Fi
Origin: England
James Clayton, an anti-folk misfit from Manchester, England, launched Crywank in 2009 as a solo outlet for emotional release. His early performances delivered sharp, confessional acoustic folk-punk reminiscent of Andrew Jackson Jihad, where themes of sadness, paranoia, misery, and dry humor defined the overall tone. Initial recordings circulated primarily through self-managed online channels without any physical formats. This independent approach allowed direct engagement with listeners and steadily expanded his audience. The unpolished debut album James Is Going to Die Soon arrived in September 2010. Two years afterward, in April, the follow-up Narcissist on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown appeared. Songs such as “Now I’m Sad (Boo Hoo)” and “It’s OK, I Wouldn’t Remember Me Either” revealed further layers of self-deprecating vulnerability that echoed a sardonic Bright Eyes. Eventually Clayton recruited drummer Dan “The Snail” Watson and bassist Tom “Knife” Connolly, forming a complete trio that shaped the third album, the anguished Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday and Everyday Is Stupid, issued in 2013; its popularity later prompted a physical edition in 2016. The expanded lineup produced a richer sonic palette that intensified the emotional weight of selections including “Only Everyone Can Judge Me” and “Waste.” Maintaining Clayton’s penchant for ironic wit, Crywank issued the playful Shameless Valentines Money Grab EP in 2014 to coincide with the holiday, while a few weeks afterward he also put out the Simpsons-inspired Following the Lizard Queen, written from the viewpoint of the show’s minor character Langdon Alger. The band’s fourth full-length, Don’t Piss on Me, I’m Already Dead, was scheduled for release the same year.

Top Songs

  1. Tour Demos 2013Only Everyone Can Judge MeETour Demos 2013 · 2024Tour Demos 20132:09
  2. Tour Demos 2013Waste / I Am a Familiar Creak in Your FloorboardsETour Demos 2013 · 2024Tour Demos 20132:30
  3. Tour Demos 2013Memento MoriTour Demos 2013 · 2024Tour Demos 20132:41
  4. Egg on Face. Foot in Mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling.Anti-Capitalism Is a Great Marketing TechniqueEEgg on Face. Foot in Mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling. · 2017Egg on Face. Foot in Mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling.1:53
  5. Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes out My MouthEgo Is a PhoenixEFist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes out My Mouth · 2020Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes out My Mouth1:13
  6. Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes out My MouthYuppie GloupEFist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes out My Mouth · 2020Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes out My Mouth0:54
  7. Don't Piss on Me, I'm Already DeadSqueezing the Damp Tea Towel to Its Final Few DripsEDon't Piss on Me, I'm Already Dead · 2016Don't Piss on Me, I'm Already Dead1:58
  8. Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes out My MouthPooEFist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes out My Mouth · 2020Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes out My Mouth0:30
  9. Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes out My MouthThe Yolk That Fell OutEFist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes out My Mouth · 2020Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes out My Mouth1:25
  10. Don't Piss on Me, I'm Already DeadThere All Is AchingEDon't Piss on Me, I'm Already Dead · 2016Don't Piss on Me, I'm Already Dead2:41
  11. Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes out My MouthFlower in HandEFist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes out My Mouth · 2020Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes out My Mouth2:18
  12. Don't Piss on Me, I'm Already DeadI Am in Great Pain, Please Help MeEDon't Piss on Me, I'm Already Dead · 2016Don't Piss on Me, I'm Already Dead2:39
  13. Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes out My MouthI Love You but I've Chosen Me, Pt. VIII: Mince (Hack into the Mainframe)EFist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes out My Mouth · 2020Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes out My Mouth4:53
  14. Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes out My MouthI Love You but I've Chosen Me, Pt. VII: Merry Sage of PerspectiveEFist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes out My Mouth · 2020Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes out My Mouth3:05
  15. James Is Going to Die SoonHarvey Milk Shit on the TableEJames Is Going to Die Soon · 2010James Is Going to Die Soon2:42
  16. Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes out My MouthI Love You but I've Chosen Me, Pt. V: Yellow Donut DoggoEFist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes out My Mouth · 2020Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes out My Mouth2:15
  17. Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes out My MouthI Love You but I've Chosen Me, Pt. IV: Just PotatoesEFist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes out My Mouth · 2020Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes out My Mouth1:19
  18. Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes out My MouthI Love You but I've Chosen Me, Pt. III: The Bards MardEFist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes out My Mouth · 2020Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes out My Mouth1:57
  19. Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes out My MouthI Love You but I've Chosen Me, Pt. II: Stretch ArmstonkEFist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes out My Mouth · 2020Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes out My Mouth3:23
  20. Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes out My MouthI Love You but I've Chosen Me, Pt. I: Bicker ManEFist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes out My Mouth · 2020Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes out My Mouth4:08

Albums

Just Popping in to Say Hi

Just Popping in to Say Hi

E2021
Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes out My Mouth

Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes out My Mouth

E2020
Egg on Face. Foot in Mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling.

Egg on Face. Foot in Mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling.

E2017
Narcissist on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown

Narcissist on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown

E2012