Pissed Jeans
Artist

Pissed Jeans

Genre: Alt / Indie, Indie Rock, Noise-Rock, Hardcore Punk
Origin: U.S.A
Active: 2004 - Present
Hailing from Allentown, Pennsylvania, this working-class quartet known as Pissed Jeans channels its irritations via a punishing midtempo grunge punk approach preoccupied with sexual despondency and factory-town despair, liberally laced with sarcasm and indifference. While guitarist and drummer deliver bruising riffs alongside pummeling beats, vocalist Matt Korvette unleashes tirades against whatever currently provokes him, the group first attracted notice within noisier indie rock circles upon issuing its debut album Shallow in 2005. The record generated sufficient interest for Sub Pop to sign the band, resulting in the 2007 follow-up Hope for Men; subsequent releases continued the barrage of negativity with King of Jeans in 2009 and Honeys in 2013. After 2017’s Why Love Now the outfit appeared to enter a hiatus, yet it resurfaced in 2024 with Half Divorced still radiating undiminished gloom.

During an oppressively hot August evening in 2003, members of the Gatecrashers found themselves traveling between Los Angeles and San Francisco while blasting World Wrestling Federation: The Music, Vol. 2. At the height of their perspiring group singalong they recognized they had stumbled upon a compelling concept and resolved to launch a side project devoted to material in the spirit of the Whittingtons’ “I’m Young, Dumb and Full of Cum,” with the added stipulation that participants would rotate instruments to produce music aimed at meatheads. Inside the sweltering car whose air conditioning had failed, they concluded that the resulting sound should mirror the stifling interior atmosphere—overpowering and calculated to sap the listener’s vitality.

Drawing from early-’80s punk through ’90s hardcore, the Gatecrashers lineup of singer Matt Korvette, guitarist Bradley Fry, bassist Dave Rosenstrauss, and drummer Tim Wynarczuk began composing songs for a demo released under the name Unrequited Hard-On. They soon adopted the moniker Pissed Jeans and tracked a second demo that incorporated the new track “Night Minutes.” After assembling another set of bleak, anti-authoritarian numbers they issued the 7" Throbbing Organ along with their first LP Shallow on Parts Unknown, the latter later remastered and reissued by Sub Pop Records in 2014. Shallow extended the sonic palette of Flipper and Stick Men with Rayguns into heavier, more droning regions. Following Tim’s departure, Sean McGuinness joined on drums and the band secured a deal with the storied grunge imprint Sub Pop.

Even after signing, the musicians retained their regular employment: Bradley Fry remained in account management, Dave Rosenstrauss converted vehicles to biodiesel, and Matt Korvette handled insurance claims. That same blue-collar existence supplied the thematic fuel for the June 6, 2006 7" I Don’t Need Smoke to Make Myself Disappear, a furious track concerning restaurant work and contempt for customers. The next year Pissed Jeans delivered its second album, the dense and deliberate Hope for Men, while still based in its hometown. Following tours and a video for “I’ve Got You Ice Cream,” the group returned in 2009 with King of Jeans, which marked the arrival of bassist Randy Huth after Dave Rosenstrauss exited. A fourth album, Honeys, appeared in 2013. In 2017 the band issued its fifth studio effort Why Love Now, continuing its characteristically caustic commentary on ordinary daily routines. Remaining far from careerist, Pissed Jeans waited until fresh inspiration arrived before commencing work on a sixth album; after six years it emerged as 2024’s Half Divorced, confirming the group’s venom had not subsided two decades into its existence.

Top Songs

  1. King of JeansFalse Jesii Part 2 (Album)King of Jeans · 2009King of Jeans2:34
  2. Why Love NowThe Bar Is LowWhy Love Now · 2017Why Love Now3:15
  3. Shallow + Throbbing OrganBoring GirlsShallow + Throbbing Organ · 2014Shallow + Throbbing Organ3:36
  4. Why Love NowLove Without EmotionWhy Love Now · 2017Why Love Now4:00
  5. HoneysBathroom LaughterHoneys · 2013Honeys2:38
  6. HoneysRomanticize MeHoneys · 2013Honeys2:13
  7. King of JeansHalf Idiot (Album)King of Jeans · 2009King of Jeans2:33
  8. King of JeansDream Smotherer (Album)King of Jeans · 2009King of Jeans4:21
  9. Sam Kinison Woman b/w The L WordSam Kinison Woman (Album)Sam Kinison Woman b/w The L Word · 2010Sam Kinison Woman b/w The L Word3:50
  10. Why Love NowWorldwide Marine Asset Financial AnalystWhy Love Now · 2017Why Love Now1:27
  11. King of JeansShe Is Science Fiction (Album)King of Jeans · 2009King of Jeans2:09
  12. King of JeansPleasure Race (Album)King of Jeans · 2009King of Jeans2:11
  13. Why Love NowHave You Ever Been FurnitureWhy Love Now · 2017Why Love Now2:38
  14. Why Love NowIgnorecamWhy Love Now · 2017Why Love Now2:59
  15. Why Love NowI'm A ManWhy Love Now · 2017Why Love Now2:41
  16. Shallow + Throbbing OrganI'm SickShallow + Throbbing Organ · 2014Shallow + Throbbing Organ2:23
  17. Half DivorcedEverywhere Is BadHalf Divorced · 2024Half Divorced3:35
  18. Half DivorcedSixty-Two Thousand Dollars in DebtHalf Divorced · 2024Half Divorced1:55
  19. Half DivorcedKilling All the Wrong PeopleHalf Divorced · 2024Half Divorced2:19
  20. HoneysHealth PlanHoneys · 2013Honeys2:17

Albums

King of Jeans

King of Jeans

2009

Live Albums

Singles & EPs